Remember Your Happy Dance

"Make Me"

- A Girl That Wants Yo Fine Ass (via imbruk)

(Source: xxlastking, via bangaraanggg)

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

(via thetoriparable)

crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

(Source: dyslusional, via thetoriparable)

tastefullyoffensive:

There’s something on the right that has everyone worried that the firefly isn’t noticing. [x]

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

(via faggot-dreams)

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster, via faggot-dreams)

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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(Source: daftwave, via faggot-dreams)

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

(via normal-ghost)

ruinedchildhood:

there are two legendary pokemon in front of you and you fishing for magikarps

(via faggot-dreams)

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via faggot-dreams)