Remember Your Happy Dance

(Source: memewhore, via normal-ghost)

(Source: sip-on-something-sleepy, via thetoriparable)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via -toxicvalentine-)

vodkaslumber:

musiquevoyager:

vodkaslumber hope you like this too :)

Oh man puppies and leaves <3

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via faggot-dreams)

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

(via oopsibrokereality)

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

Wrong. This translates to “what is who in the bag”. You mean “qu’est-ce que c’est dans le sac”. Sorry.

(Source: bewilderedbertl, via wickedneechee)

tastefullyoffensive:

Happy National Cheese Pizza Day! [art by Jeremiah Cortez]

starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

(via -toxicvalentine-)

super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(via normal-ghost)

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(via clicques)